I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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