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(706): View more from Georgia

Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

(706): View more from Georgia

And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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(410): View more from Maryland

you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

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Wtf did you do last night?

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(330): View more from Ohio

That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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(785): View more from Kansas

I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

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