He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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