But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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