We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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