whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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