My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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