these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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