If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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