haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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