That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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