you have to choose: penises or morals?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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