fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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