So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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