So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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