And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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