Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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