I'm drive I can fine osifer
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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