Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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