Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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