He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Quick, to the slutcave!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
