Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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