haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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