he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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