I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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