Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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