you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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