thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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