Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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