I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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