This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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