it hurts more in the daytime
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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