I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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