So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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