he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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