You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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