Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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