singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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