I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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