I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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