She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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