I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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