just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
