addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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