Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Randomize
