I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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