Sry I called you an 8
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
