oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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