i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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