Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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