It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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