u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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